Programmer 真的是一個很怪的族群,因為他們看到這些對平常人根本是無厘頭的話居然會覺得好笑:

“God is Real, unless declared Integer” - J.Allan Toogood, FORTRAN programmer

“Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.”

“He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.” - John Moore

“Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.” - Larry Wall

“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg” - Bjarne Stroustrup

“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” - Brian W. Kernighan

“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” - Edsger Dijkstra

“Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25” - Andrew Rutherford

“Real Programmers don’t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.”

“Real Programmers don’t write in LISP. Only idiots’ programs contain more parenthesis than actual code.”